Life without MUM:

mum has been away for 4 days.
cant really feel much of the difference since i'm usually not at home.
but now i've 2 more responsibilities.

1) be my sis's 'mum'
not a hard chore since i'm always the one who know every single thing about her life.
but now that mum is not at home,
i've to call home every few hours during work to make sure that pig isnt sleeping and nag her to do her revision.

2) be my dad's 'wife'
definitely not a nice chore.
cuz i've to chase him to sleep every night like what my mum does.
if not he'll just happily do his own nonsense stuff and refuses to go to bed.
but my scoldings dont seem to work cuz he still slept at 2am, haiz.
i guess he's only scared of my mum, haha.
have to make sure that he wakes up in time in the morning to go for work,
and make sure he doesnt go other places to play or fool around, wahaha.
but as i say, he's not afraid of me so when i scolded him, we ended up quarreling.
i dont like this job!
mum is still the best person for this position.

a very 肉麻 sms conversation between my parents which almost made piggy & i puke:
mum: 老公，我好想你噢！
dad: (asked my sis to reply for him) i miss you too! cant sleep properly without you.
mum: 今晚我不打电话回来了，你好好照顾两个女儿。给你一个吻！

OH MY GOD!
*pukes all over the floor*
my hair all stand can! haha.
but this shows that their 感情很好 which is good.
somemore this is the 1st time they're separated.
oh well, just counting down to the day mum will be back!
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I'm determined to go on diet and tan myself darker!
because of the negative comments i get from people these few days.

1st it was quincy wifey.
he walked past the counter on monday night but he just stared and frowned at me without saying hi so i sms him saying that he was 'dao'.
but his replies to me was all very hurtful, or maybe i should say he's very straightforward.

quoted from our sms conversation, these are some of the things he said:
1) you grown fat and white... the kind good to make soup... 白斩鸡...
2) your hair lah, what did you do to your hair! make you look so fat. PIGGY FAT!
3) by the way i couldnt recognise you just now, thought you were some malay minah...
4) a lot of malay girls like to be fair now, go observe and figure out yourself...

WHAT THE HELL!!! *faints totally*
i was so hurt can, and i feel insulted!
especially the part about malay minah.
i know i do look like ah lian when i've long straight hair,
but now when i've short fringe and much more layered hair,
i look like malay ah lian?!
isnt that worse?!
oh my tian.
damn damn damn SAD :( :( :( :( :(
so my attempt of looking younger, acting cute and sweet with my new hair style failed terribly.

and today when cass dropped by the counter to say hi,
she also say i've grown fatter.
and she was happily playing with the fats under my arms, saying that i dont have them last time.

FINE.
SHAN IS A FAT PIG NOW!
let me enjoy for another week more and finish giving treats to all those people i owe,
I'LL GO ON DIET FOR 1 WHOLE MONTH!
AND GO FOR TANNING SESSIONS!
arrgh.
shan is very pissed with herself.
i want the sunshine sporty shan back!